I am going to need for my peeps out there to get a glimpse of just how random my life really is sometimes. I have the most amazing friends in the whole united universe, and the greatest family in the history of families, but sometimes there's simply times where my life just takes a random twist and ends up on a whole other spectrum. This place I like to call CrazyTown.
Here are just a few events and quotes from great people in my life that keep my life interesting at all times:
#1 "See this is why people get scared of the dark....cuz of these crazy ghost stories" -Cousin Jake
#2 "Is that your real hair, or one of those hair pieces?" -Aunt Susie
#3 "Elvis Presley was like.... the Justin Beiber of today" -Jake
#4 "Ms. Thomas would you like to have an imaginary cat?" -Jessica L, teacher friend
#5 "Would ya just get a look at that...just get a look at it will ya" -Martha M, teacher friend
#6 "Going through the road cones at school in the drop off circle is like going through an agility course...I feel like a border collie" -Me
#7 Uncle Mark: "(insert certain family member here) used my hair gel as tooth paste"
Me: "What? Are you even serious?
Mark: "Yeah, and she wondered why it tasted so funny"
#8 That awkward moment when your entire family is walking in the streets of Star NC from the funeral home to the nearest flower shop, and everybody that rides by waves and you feel like you should at least have a tazer on you.
#9 That feeling you get when your feet all of a sudden feel warm and you realize your uncles dog is so excited to see you he's once again peeing on your Rainbows.
#10 That confused moment when your uncle Mark tells you he has placed the order at Sherri's restaurant under the name "Juan" for you to pick up because he wasn't sure who elses name to put it under.......until your grandma tells you the truth.
#11 "Yes, I need ranch please...Oh wait ur not our waitor nevermind" Meredith, BF
#12 "Heyyy, this is real chicken aint it?" Meredith
#13 That LA teacher moment when your 8th grade cousin says, "I brung it....." and you interrupt his entire sentence to auto correct him before he moves on making yet another grammar mistake.
#14 Telling ghost stories on the front porch, in the dark, while your cousins Stone and Zach try sneaking across the field to scare you thinking they are stealthy and cannot and will not be seen yet doesn't realize there is a full moon making them clearly visible to all creatures great and small. #highschoolers
#15 That "I officially feel old" moment, when your cousin has a friend of yours as a teacher in high school.
Extra: "What is Bassmasters first name?" -Martha
Those are simply a few moments to demonstrate the total randomness of my life. Most happened this week alone.
