In case you were ever wondering, complete and total random things tend happen when you are furniture shopping with one of your best friends. Mostly sketchy things that you would never expect to take place in the epicenter of Greensboro. Here are a few things to beware of when shopping for furniture:
*Beware of those furniture store folks waiting like vultures for you to enter their domain. They will hunt you down as soon as you enter their facility to sell you the most expensive thing they have. They may even interrogate you a little in order to search your soul to find out what your a looking for that day.
*Have a game plan in place before entering any furniture store. Example: "Take an immediate left" If your friend does not hear you, he will get caught by the guy named John.
*Beware of the guy named David with a very foreign accent upon entering. For you will not understand anything he is saying.
*Beware of freshly paved parking lots and sketchy caution signs. This may mean something: That the store is straight up sketchy itself.
*Also, beware of people talking to themselves in the mirror. They think they can carry on a full fledged conversation with their reflection.
*Walking through an antique store can not only be quite entertaining and fun but also very dangerous, especially when your playing, "jump out and scare people" and "hide and go seek".
Also there are simply those moments you will never forget like:
*That moment when you realize your friend in not just very tan, he's specifically "Spiced Gingerbread".
*That moment when you realize you just jammed out to Justin Bieber, Mr Duey and Kids Bop, just to hear the bass.
*That complete "what in the world" moment when an RV rides by with bright blue underbelly lights in the middle of...the city.
*That moment when your telling a story and you are right in the middle of the most exciting part and your about to get to the climax, and your friend goes, "Shhhhh..."
* That moment when you see your reflection walking out of Fudruckers and you think "oh that girl has the same skirt as me" only to realize you ARE that girl.
Quotes of the Day:
“Think deeply about life, it’s worth it!” -Jon Foreman, Switchfoot
