Laughed So Hard I Cried!

Contemplating on the things that really make my day, I thought back to a few moments that have happened in the past month that made me laugh so hard I cried. To some of you this may be complete and total nonsense, because some of them are inside jokes with my friends. However, you could possibly get a giggle or even a laugh out of a few of them even if they were, "you had to be there moments".

10 things that made me laugh so hard I cried:

1. To avoid confrontation and conversation with Big Boy, my partner in crime and I deliberately forced ourselves into a conversation that goes something like this (and is 100% fiction, which in Cougartown means false) "So our students have been sent to Duke University and the toxicity report through radiation therapy along with spicy chocolates which have resulted in the possibility of lawsuits covered by the school system...due to rashes and break outs." (Yes, we do know this is a run on sentence. However, the great need to avoid Big Boy constitutes such ungrammatical behavior!)

2. Traffic circles in Randleman. (They are quite scary to some people, and "some people" just continue to go around and around and around and around and yeah….you get the picture…)

3. "I am going to fly out to Raleigh/Durham International Airport from the Biscoe Airport, with my $20 plane ticket while taking an overhead tour of the Randolph Mall turning lane strategies” (btw, there’s a lot of room to turn, like 3,000 ft.)

4. “Let’s go rent a pizza”.

5. The airing of our pilot episodes of ThomaSneed to our 6^th grade students, which includes Abicizer and Shinicizer workout chairs (aka, your average game chairs).

6. Scaling down the hallways at our school Charlie’s Angels style while verbally singing the Mission Impossible theme song going to sign out in the afternoons.

7.  When a student tells me I am in violation of "Rule #3" because I have dirt on the whites of my converse.  Then he precedes to spit shine my shoes for me.

8. Tractor Supply has officially been voted the #1 turnaround spot for any traffic complications on East Dixie Drive.

9. Serenading with “Stereo Hearts” while we have suspicions of possible drug exchanges going down in South Asheboro.

10. Giving the cockiest math teacher on the face of the universe, Brett, a ticket on his hot rod Kia from Duke Energy explaining that his trees would be cut down at no cost to him. After we commit this heinous crime, Meredith drives off while I get stuck behind (I was plugging in my iPod) and Brett comes walking up to my car before I could pull off…which totally ruined the element of surprise. However, he had no idea it was us!

11. Here's an extra just for kicks....(in the car in the mall parking lot with Meredith) "Don't make eye contact!....Wait, is he holding a baby?...Still, don't make eye contact"

And that concludes the top 10 moments that I laughed so hard I cried =)

Random Quotes of the Day:

*This is a shout out to my "partner in crime" Meredith who always comes up with some silly madness like this....(I know they're crazy quotes, but this is how we keep our sanity in Crazytown)

"If you don't pee your pants you simply haven't had your FDA recommended dose of liquids for the day."
-Jon Foreman

"Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth!"
-Tim Foreman