Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Marvelous Middle Mania

Let me start out by saying, the world of Education is a very interesting place. There is NEVER a dull moment in any part of a given school day! Therefore, I found this random website to invite a whole new light onto the subject of Education. It is quite amusing and I picked out the ones that applied specifically to my life.


You may be in Education if:

1. You find humor in other people's stupidity.
2. You give the person an evil look who says, "Must be nice to work 8-3 and
have your summers free."
3. You believe chocolate is a food group.
4. You can tell if it's a full moon without ever looking outside.
 6. You believe the unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, "Boy,
the kids are sure mellow today."
7. When out in public, you feel the urge to snap your fingers at a child.
8. You have no time for a life from August through June.
9. Putting all "A's on a report card would make your life SO much easier.
10. You think caffeine should be available to staff in IV form.
11. Your personal life comes to a screeching halt at report card time.


You may be a Middle School Teacher if:

.... you know what the ventilation fan in your room sounds like when whirling small objects, usually folded paper or wrappers
... you tell subtle jokes in class just to see those few smiles of the ones that catch on

... you clean desks yourself just to keep the place looking nice and to help your own morale

 http://www.teachingheart.net/funny.html#You Might be in Education

Quote of the Day:
Education is not preparation for life; education is life itself.
John Dewey

Read more: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_education.html#ixzz1poO9lbrg

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